February 2012
Hi tumblr okay it is Feb 27th, 2012 and I am here hysterically laughing because my parent’s got into an argument BECAUSE my dad was sleeping. My mom noticed he was eating cereal but had his eyes closed and she asked “Are you sleeping?” No answer. She then asked “Are your eyes just closed?” “Dad..?” (she calls him dad because.. I don’t know. Its her...
Canada
Newfoundland and Labrador: HEEY B'Y HOW'S SHE GOIN' B'Y I'S THE B'Y WHO BUILDS THE BOAT AND I'S THE B'Y WHO SAILS HER
Nova Scotia: Let's sing sea shanties while we go fishing and get drunk
Prince Edward Island: POTATOES
New Brunswick: FUCK YEAH WE HAVE CONCERTS
Quebec: Je ne sais pas goddamn flat tire de tabernacle we want to be our own goddamn country poutine
Ontario: Nothing above Southern Ontario exists, eh?
Manitoba: Holy shit it's cold
Saskatchewan:
Alberta: YEEEEE HAW IT'S LIKE WE'RE THE SOUTHERN STATES PART OF CANADA
British Columbia: I'm sorry I can't hear you at this altitude
Yukon: Look at me I'm next to Alaska
Northwest Territories: William and Kate were here heeeeeey
Nunavut: LOOK HOW FUCKING BIG I AM LOL GOOD LUCK COLOURING ME IN BY THE END OF CLASS
I am becoming my disorder.
a-blog-all-for-me:
Trich is all I think about. My hands are always tugging, pulling.
It’s taking over me. It is consuming me.
If you have someone that pays attention to the...
johnsaidthis:
Keep him or her close. There aren’t a lot of people like that in the world anymore. You’re very lucky.
Anonymous asked: <p>hello! I have rather thin and straight asian hair that goes down to my belly button. it’s really difficult to style! any tips?</p>
Today, I told my mom I broke into a homeless man's...
most-awkward-moments:
She grounded me
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What do you think? help me choose for my prom. :)
toinfinitineandbeyond:
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these are the pictures that caught my attention here on tumblr. to the people wo owned these pictures, may I borrow it? :)
marilyn monroe: stop using me as an excuse for being fat
Watchikilledalaska:
You are a cinema, I could watch you forever.
Love you, just the way you are.
You know when you fall in love with someone, and I mean really fall in love with someone, like that ass falling off a cliff and tumbling down in to the sharp wonders of oblivion kind of love, you never really fall out of it. You can deny it, you can lie to yourself, you can convince your heart and mind...
Everyone should go see that little video on google...
Happy Valentine’s day to alllll
Everyone should go see that little video on google...
Happy Valentine’s day to alllll
