Hi tumblr okay it is Feb 27th, 2012 and I am here hysterically laughing because my parent’s got into an argument BECAUSE my dad was sleeping. My mom noticed he was eating cereal but had his eyes closed and she asked “Are you sleeping?” No answer. She then asked “Are your eyes just closed?” “Dad..?” (she calls him dad because.. I don’t know. Its her nickname anws) He wakes up all angrily and asks her what her problem is and says “Im a big boy now! You don’t have to know if Im sleeping or not, leave me alone.”

It’s freaking hilarious.

I have wasted 25 seconds of your reading.

carry on.